Me: Happy Star Trek Anni!
Dad: Live Long and Prosper
Me: Ditto

Its really awesome the way you yell. It makes me feel like a ‘real person.’ Instead of “I love you” or “We’re so proud…” all I hear is “CHANGE” or “WTF.” This used to bother me, but now I’m comfortable with the weight of your anger. At least it shows you ‘care.’